February 23, 2011

At the Hilton Oceanfront Resort

Video of a telephone conversation between Abbie and Nathan.

It's packed with hilarious moments, the main joking being that they're 3 feet from each other, but here are two highlights:

Abbie: Kids are causing crazies!

Nathan: I'M ON MY TRIP, ABBIE!! (Spoken into a phone at Spinal Tap volume 11)

At Dayton Beach




















February 19, 2011

Asking a 4 year old to pack results in packing like a 13 year old

I asked Abbie to pack her own luggage for our upcoming trip. Subsequently she fills one whole bag of luggage with her items.

Also, she gets meta by taking a picture of me taking a picture of her.


February 15, 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury...

Undisputed facts:

1. Nathan got into a fight and bloodied up scratched a kid in the face in two areas in pre-preschool today. 
2. Nathan got in big trouble and was put in timeout by the teacher.
3. Spent the next hour kissing up to the teacher.

Issue: Whether Nathan has the mental mindset to know that he got in trouble?  To use the legal vernacular, the issue is whether he exhibits the mens rea to know that his actions were improper.

Let's go to the direct examination.

February 6, 2011

Nathan tries his hand in joining the civilized world by being potty trained

Look at me. I can pee-pee poo-poo whenever I want. I don't care as someone else always cleans it up for me.  Never fails.



Ominous Narrator: Atlas, little does 2-1/2 year old Nathan know, his days of defecating and urinating with impunity are numbered.

February 5, 2011

February 1, 2011

Preparation for Snow-mageddon 2011

No work and no school due to the impending 2011 Snow-mageddon.  The prospect of two consecutive snow days prompted me to stock up at the grocery store.

Namely: